Funny Thought #1

Well....I have a random thought to share with everyone.

The other night (Monday, i think it was), I couldn't sleep at allll. So i was just sitting in bed, twiddling my thumbs n' shit when I started to think about job interviews. Not sure why, but there we are. Soooo, i was thinking about all the stupid questions they ask you like..."Why do you want to work with our company?" or "What can you contribute to our team?". Etc. WELL, what if, instead of answering the questions normally....you just spoke the lyrics to My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas. :D

Por ejemplo:

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- "As you are probably aware, we will be interviewing several people for this particular post. So, tell me, why should we choose you? What qualities will you bring to our team?"
- "Well, they say im really sexy. They boys, they...eh...want to sex me. They're, like, always standing next to me. Always dancing next to me. Basically just trying to feel my hump (hump) and look at my lumps (lumps)."
- "Well...right....i think I've heard everything i need to hear. But before we finish up, are there any questions you wanted to ask me?"
- "Well, yes actually. I was just wondering what you were going to do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?"
- "......Right, well, we'll be in touch."
- "My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump."
- "....you know, im actually a very busy man."
- "My hump."
- "Get out."
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Hehehehe. Happiness. And remember : For you, Shakira would give up all she owned and move to a communist country. If you went with her, of course.

Danke und good night.