The Breakfast Poem

Corn flakes,
Pancakes,
Coco Pops and toast,
These are the foodstuffs that we love the most.

Melon,
Muffins,
Muesli and more,
These are more things we aim to pour.........(into our bowls).

Breakfast in the morning,
Breakfast at night,
No matter really, as long as there's no fight....s.

Early mornings,
Lie-ins,
Ones in the middle about ten o'clock,
Not much rhymes with clock except cock.

*Yeah, yeah. Uh uh uh. Big rappa stylin, dis is MC Ready Brek and le DJ du Croissant. Bringin' you da breakfast rap.
Get up in da mornin, kickin wit yo breakfast hos. They so sexy. Bounce, bounce.
You like eggs? You like bacon? Switch it up, baby. See what we're makin.
Yaaaaaaa, we call dis da fry up.
But you need a few more stuff dan dat. Check it. You need -
Tattie scones, bitch. Black puddin, yea? Bratwurst, if you is German, sausage if yo is not.
Haggis?! Dat shit's naaaaasty man. You not gonna get that crazy sheep gut shit near dis boy.*

[Shut it dos-boy.]